JOE IS DYING

There has been a game change, Ladies and Gentlemen. Romance as we know it is no longer played under the same set of rules that our parents go through. Here's why: Women have evolved. Yes, we have. Sorry, Gents. When our promised "knight in shinning armor" is taking his precious time to groom his ego while playing another game in the xbox, the "maiden in distress" is taking her last curtain call before a costume change into... well, her empowered self. We've grabbed our bachelor's degrees, we've nailed our jobs and earned our salaries. We've learned to wear whatever we like, and buy whatever we need. We've been taught to say our piece and stand for what we believe. We've placed our value where it's supposed to be; right up here where our heart beats with the vigor of a lioness, and while doing all that kept our hands busy with creating our own opportunities. Gone are the days where women had to rely on men to take care of the